Ever work for a real big company?

The American and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day, they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action. The consultant