{"id":3913,"date":"2020-06-02T17:06:38","date_gmt":"2020-06-02T22:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/?p=3913"},"modified":"2020-06-02T17:12:44","modified_gmt":"2020-06-02T22:12:44","slug":"if-i-were-the-devil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/2020\/06\/02\/if-i-were-the-devil\/","title":{"rendered":"IF I WERE THE DEVIL"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<table class=\"wp-block-table\"><tbody><tr><td>Pastor Bill &#8211; This  week\u2019s column is adapted from a long ago radio script by the renowned  broadcaster Paul Harvey. This was the script of his broadcast on April  3, 1965.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<br><br>If  I were the devil \u2013 I mean, if I were the prince of darkness, I&#8217;d want  to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I&#8217;d have most of its real  estate as well as most of its population, but I wouldn&#8217;t be happy until I  had seized the ripest apple on the tree: You.  \u00a0  \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<br><br>So I&#8217;d set about, however necessary, to take over the United  States. I&#8217;d subvert the churches first. I&#8217;d begin with a campaign of  whispers with the wisdom of a serpent. I would whisper to you as I  whispered to Eve: do as you please. To the young I would whisper that  the Bible is a myth. I would convince them that man created God instead  of the other way around. And the old I would teach to pray after me,  &#8220;Our father which art in Washington&#8230;&#8221;\u00a0 <br>  \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<br>And then I&#8217;d get organized.\u00a0I&#8217;d educate authors in how to make  lurid literature exciting so that anything else would seem dull or  non-interesting.\u00a0I&#8217;d saturate TV with dirtier movies.\u00a0I&#8217;d pedal  narcotics to everyone I could.\u00a0I&#8217;d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen  of distinction: I&#8217;d tranquilize the rest with pills. \u00a0  \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<br><br>If I were the devil, I&#8217;d soon have families at war with themselves,  churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves,  until each in its turn was consumed. \u00a0And with promises of higher  ratings, I&#8217;d have mesmerizing media fanning the flames. \u00a0  \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<br><br>If I were the devil, I would encourage schools to refine young  intellects, but neglect to discipline emotions; just let their emotions  run wild.\u00a0Until before you knew it, you&#8217;d have to have armed policemen,  drug\u2011sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every school house door.\u00a0 <br>  \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<br>Within a decade, I&#8217;d have prisons overflowing; I&#8217;d have judges  promoting pornography.\u00a0Soon I could evict God from the court house, then  from the school house, and then from the houses of Congress.\u00a0And in his  own churches I would substitute psychology for religion and deify  science.\u00a0I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls  and church money.\u00a0 <br>  \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<br>If I were the devil, I&#8217;d make the symbol of Easter an egg, and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.\u00a0 <br>  \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<br>\u00a0If I were the devil, I&#8217;d take from those who have and give to those  who wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious.  \u00a0  \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<br><br>What&#8217;ll you bet I couldn&#8217;t get whole states to promote gambling as  the way to get rich. I would caution against extremes and hard work, in  patriotism, in moral conduct. I would convince the young that marriage  is old fashioned, that swinging is more fun, that what you see on TV is  the way to be, and thus I could undress you in public, and I could lure  you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure.  \u00a0  \u00a0   \u00a0<br><br>In other words, if I were the devil, I&#8217;d just keep right on doing what he&#8217;s <br>doing.    \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <br><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\n\n\n\n<table class=\"wp-block-table\"><tbody><tr><td><br> First Assembly <br>6865&nbsp;Pine&nbsp;Avenue <br>Fleming Island,&nbsp;FL&nbsp;32003<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pastor Bill &#8211; This week\u2019s column is adapted from a long ago radio script by the renowned broadcaster Paul Harvey. This was the script of his broadcast on April 3, 1965.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If I were the devil \u2013 I mean, if I were the prince of darkness, I&#8217;d want to engulf the whole world [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3913"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3913"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3916,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3913\/revisions\/3916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}