{"id":478,"date":"2009-02-24T18:25:47","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T23:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/?p=478"},"modified":"2009-02-24T18:25:47","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T23:25:47","slug":"xc-skiing-stimulus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/2009\/02\/24\/xc-skiing-stimulus\/","title":{"rendered":"XC skiing &#038; Stimulus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went out twice to xc ski around the lake as the weather is going to turn warm and rain is on the way &#8211; two days of 40&#8217;s with night mid 30&#8217;s &#8211; so there goes the snow.\u00a0 SAM went the second time and it was a beautiful day of clear blue and 35 degrees.\u00a0 When we got back an email was waiting describing the Stimulus and it is below.<\/p>\n<p>Chicago Style Stimulus!<\/p>\n<p>Three contractors are bidding to repair a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,then works some figures with a pencil.\u00a0 &#8220;Well,&#8221; he says, &#8220;I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for\u00a0 materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.&#8221; The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, &#8220;I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.&#8221;\u00a0 The Chicago contractor doesn&#8217;t measure or figure, but leans over to\u00a0 the White House official and whispers, &#8220;$2,700.&#8221;\u00a0 The official, incredulous, says, &#8220;You didn&#8217;t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such an inflated figure?&#8221; The Chicago contractor whispers back, &#8220;$1000 for me, $1000 for you,\u00a0 and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence. &#8220;Done!&#8221; replies the government official.\u00a0 And that is how the new stimulus plan will work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went out twice to xc ski around the lake as the weather is going to turn warm and rain is on the way &#8211; two days of 40&#8217;s with night mid 30&#8217;s &#8211; so there goes the snow.\u00a0 SAM went the second time and it was a beautiful day of clear blue and 35 degrees.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charleswmoore.org\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}