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  • Wednesday 28 February 2018: Elks Burger Night

    Posted on February 28th, 2018 cwmoore No comments

    Tonight is the Elks Burger night.  We have invited 2 couples to join us tonight, one couple are boating friends and the other RV friends.  Both live in Green Cove Springs and both are enjoyable dinner companions.  Hopefully, tonight will be back to normal ans the burger making last week was a mess and could be likened to crispy burgers extra well done.  I guess that is why I had to go up to get them – twice.

    I am starting this morning with some information about Seniors: Have a great morning and a fruitful lunch.  You already know about dinner so  Moore later.

    #9 – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

    #8 – Life is sexually transmitted
    #7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    #6 – Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

    #5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

    #4 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

    #3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    #2 – In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    #1 – Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.  

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